Anglo-Chinese School (Independent)
Joint Crisis Committee
Sri Lanka Cabinet
Minister of Science and Technology
Day One, traumatizing. Day Two, absent because of feeling unwell-ness. Day Three, traumatizing at first. Fun after.
I love my new friends. They're wonderful people who I hope hold nothing against me for being so silent. ;x
So anywho, thank you:
1) Tanoy- Wonderful chair.
2) Alicia- First friend made in iMUN.
3) Stefani- A great buddy.
4) Ying Xin- K-pop friend who made me feel better on Day One.
5) Alex- Self-proclaimed social retard is pretty darn awesome.
Alex (left) and Yun Ze (right).
6) Yun Ze- Funny guy who made my day. (See above pictures.)
7) Darryl- Gentle giant who plays maple and resembles Teo Chee Hean, interesting.
8) Ian- Smart and full of ideas, great guy.
9) Ying Ying- Girl who speaks really well and is full of innocence.
10) Ayushi- Terrific Prime Minister who looks like a principal.
11) Ziyi- Quiet but full of good ideas, try to eat more.
12) Harold- Horny, but a rather wicked sense of humour.
13) Samuel- Best ops guy, travelling around like mad for the insane Sri Lanka Govt.
14) Iylia- Printer dude, thanks so much for your help!
15) Gabriel- LTTE. You're really amusing, so good for you. Now about your mental stability..
16) Mrs Tjan- Brilliant teacher. Thank you so much for all your help, words of comfort and wisdom, and for displaying some motherly traits.
Congratulations:
1)Ying Ying- Best Delegate, you deserve it.
2)Alex- Honourable Mentions (?), evil mastermind who got stuck with human rights but still did a fantastic job.
3)Ian- Honourable Mentions (?), thinking of new plans and always participative, you were excellent.
Now, just gonna post random quotes is all.
Scene One- Kandy/Candy
Yun Ze: Do you have any Kandy/Candy?
-a while later-
Yun Ze: I want Kandy/Candy.
(This goes on throughout the day.)
Stefanie: Shouldn't you be worrying about your tea?
Scene Two- Cookie Jar
Yun Ze: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Alex stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Alex (reluctant): Who me?
Yun Ze: Yes you.
Alex: Couldn't be.
Yun Ze: Then who?
Alex: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Darryl stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Darryl: Who me?
Alex: Yes you.
Darryl: This is lame.
-everyone applauds-
Scene Three- Broomstick
-LTTE attempts to enter, ops guys bar the door with a broomstick-
Samuel (to LTTE): Go to the back door!
(Everyone, Samuel included, know that the back door is locked)
-LTTE member goes to back door-
Sri Lanka Cabinet: AHAHAHAHAHA.
Scene Four- Reinforcements
Samuel: You guys killed all their troops so they're sending out Voldemort, Dumbledore, Justice League, Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga, Chuck Norris etc.
Alex: We'll just go into God Mode, and they can't kill us.
Scene Five- SNSD
Tanoy (walking in): What did I miss?
Alex: They're going to send in Justice League, Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber.
Ying Xin: Let's send Selena Gomez!
Tanoy: I don't understand what you kids listen to these days, I only like SNSD.
Scene Six- Love-Making
Harold (typing): Sorry Tanoy, let's make love tonight. :)
Tanoy (yelling): Anytime baby!
Harold (typing): Oh yeah
-a while later-
Harold (typing): Tanoy, let's make love again.
Scene Seven- Innocence
Ying Ying: What's wrong with (speltinnocently) coming?
Scene Eight- Innocence The Sequel
MC: Now give it up for Super Hard-On!
Alex: Did that guy just say super hard-on?
-some laughter from us-
Ying Ying: I don't get it, what's wrong with that?
Scene Nine- Gay Gabriel
Gabriel (in fake Russian accent): She is not my girlfriend! How can I prove to you that she is not my girlfriend?!
-goes to hug Darryl-
Gabriel (in fake Russian accent): See I am gay!
-sits on Darryl-
-Darryl stands and backs away a few steps-
-Wei Khan shows a heart-shape sign with his hands while Gabriel tries to make Darryl wear a pink tie-
Gabriel (to us): He likes it.
Scene Ten- Van Door Trauma
-Syaza goes in-
-Angela goes in-
-Syaza and Angela engage in conversation-
Syaza: ANGELA THE DOOR!!
-door still opened while van is driving-
Van Uncle: Just leave it alone.
(That was frightening..)
Scene Eleven- Tamil Camels
Angela: Two angry camels in a tiny car.
Syaza: Two angry camels in a tiny car.
Angela: Two angry Tamils in a tiny car.
Syaza: Did you say Tamils?
Angela: No, I said camels! Camels!
Syaza: Ahahaha, Tamils.
Angela: Two angry Tamils in a tiny car, ahahaha. Hey Sarah!
Sarah: Yeah?
Angela: Two angry Tamils in a tiny car.
Sarah: Two tiny camels in an angry car?
Angela and Syaza: Ahahahaha.
Angela: Two tiny Tamils in an angry car.
Angela, Syaza and Sarah: Ahahahahaha.
Sarah: Two tiny cars in an angry camel.
Syaza: Two angry cars in a tiny camel.
Angela: Two tiny cars in an angry Tamil.
NEW IDEA: Two angry cars in a tiny Tamil.
AHAHAHA.
(No racism was intended in the making of this nonsense.)
Will post about Genting trip.. eventually.
